therelatablepost:

If you’re a teenager, you will love this blog!

a-friendless-friend:

mikasoranocosplay:

I wasn’t going to reblog, but that last one

THE LAST ONE GOT ME

pluteum:

do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

crowleyskhaleesi:

ohmycabbage:

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

Never before has there been better gif usage

artandpetrichor:

okamikaze:

forgottenanimation:

kumagawa:

DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME THAT WEEVIL DUDE PISSED OFF DARK YUGI SO MUCH HE OVERKILLED HIM IN A CHILDREN’S CARD GAME AND THEY HAD TO CALL THE POLICE

by the third card it was already basically a closed casket funeral

MONSTA CARDO!!!!

Calm your tits, Yugi.

awwww-cute:

My friend wanted a dog so he went and adopted Hank. He is a little different

nicevagina:

shitonskanks:

Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.

What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.

one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever read. 

egberts:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT IT MEANT 

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt